In remarks
given after it was painfully clear he would not return to Congress, finishing a
distant fourth last week in his reelection bid behind Monroe Democrat Mayor Jamie Mayo and Republican Dr. Ralph Abraham, he immediately offered
his services to both to instruct them in the ways of Washington, as well as to
vet them in order to compete for his endorsement.
Which should carry about as much
weight as North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un’s endorsement of the video
game about his exploits “Glorious
Leader.” If Abraham is not laughing at the hubris of the incumbent who
carried 11 percent of the vote, this low total caused by his throwing away of a
secure seat in getting caught playing tongue hockey with a married staffer not
his wife and who then reneged on a promise not to run again, in saying Abraham
should get his stamp of approval, Abraham should be guffawing at his advice
that Washington was dysfunctional unless there were elected “real people with
common sense.” Like the guy who as soon as he gets elected cheats on his wife,
right?