If Florida can ameliorate the effect of zombies, surely Louisiana can do it just as well, if not better.
In its original sense transported from Africa to the Americas, zombies are a reanimated creature from the dead found in voodoo practices, whether they know. Voodoo finds its way into Louisiana folklore, but in other places like Florida they’re more often found in labor unions.
That’s the conclusion a recent article drew about the state of these organizations in the Sunshine State’s public sector. Since that state, like Louisiana, doesn’t make employment in a bargaining unit subject to a closed shop – to work at that place you must join a union – but permits a bargaining unit to form and to negotiate on behalf of all employees regardless of whether they join and pay dues, those assessments essentially become optional.